one/two/three liners.......

1. 3 Easy Ways to Die: Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early. Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early. Love Someone Truly - You will die daily. 2. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. 3. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY 5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC 6. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life. 7. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE