Thursday, September 8, 2011

HAVE I TOLD YOU LATE ...................

Have I told you lately that I love you
Have I told you there's no one else above you
You fill my heart with gladness
Take away all my sadness
Ease my troubles, that's what you do

For the morning sun and all it's glory
Greets the day with hope and comfort, too
You fill my heart with laughter
Somehow, you make it better
Ease my troubles, that's what you do

There's a love that's divine
And it's yours and it's mine
Like the sun
And at the end of the day
We should give thanks and pray
To the one, to the one

Have I told you lately that I love you
Have I told you there's no one else above you
You fill my heart with gladness
Take away all my sadness
Ease my troubles, that's what you do

There's a love that's divine
And it's yours and it's mine
Like the sun
And at the end of the day
We should give thanks and pray
To the one, to the one

Have I told you lately that I love you
Have I told you there's no one else above you
You fill my heart with gladness
Take away all my sadness
Ease my troubles, that's what you do

Take away my sadness, fill my life with gladness
Ease my troubles, that's what you do

Take away my sadness, fill my life with gladness
Ease my troubles, that's what you do

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Megh Nasata viz nasata..............

Friday, October 10, 2008

आहे एक वेडी मुलगी....!

आहे एक वेडी मुलगी ,कस सांगू तिला
सारखी विचारत असते ,GIRLFRIEND आहे का तुला ?

आहे ती सुंदर, दिसते ती मस्त,
माहित नाही ''फक्त मित्र '' समजते मला,की त्यापेक्षा जास्त?
तिला सांगण्याचा करतो मी नेहमी विचार,
पण जमत नाही आपल्याला मात्र,''तसले'' व्यवहार!

माहित आहे तिला, आहे मी खुप shy,
एवढे समजून ही ती स्वतच का नाही करत TRY?

''नाही'' म्हणाली तरी चालेल,समजू शकतो मी तेवढ,
आयुष्भर ''फक्त मैत्रिण'' रहा सांगायचा आहे तुला एवढ
!

Thursday, October 9, 2008

MY 'GURUBHAI'


on precious day of DASHERA ,i m writing about my GURU HIS HOLLINES SRI SRI RAVI SHANKER .
what i m writing in this article is just 0.001% about him ,means you can think how special he is for me aand how big he is.
so here is thodasa about him.


His Holiness Sri Sri Ravi Shankar is a renowned spiritual leader and multi-faceted humanitarian whose mission of uniting the world into a violence-free family has inspired millions of people worldwide. The icon of non-violence and universal human values, Sri Sri seeks global peace through service and dialogue.

Born in 1956 in southern India, Sri Sri's appeal transcends class, race, religion and nationality. Millions of people revere him as their spiritual leader, and look up to him for inner peace and promoting ecumenical values.

In 1981, Sri Sri started the Art of Living Foundation, an international nonprofit educational and humanitarian organization. The Foundation, now active in more than 140 countries, offers educational and self-development programs designed to eliminate stress and foster a sense of well-being. In Europe and the United States, the Foundation's programs are helping inner city youth turn away from gang violence, drugs and alcohol. Sri Sri's Prison Programs have helped transform the lives of an estimated 150,000 inmates around the world.

In 1997, Sri Sri founded the International Association for Human Values, a humanitarian nonprofit organization that advances human values in political, economic, industrial, and social spheres. In South Asia, South Africa, and Latin America, the Association's sustainable development programs have reached more than 30,000 rural communities.

While his self development programs have popularized traditionally exclusive ancient techniques, Sri Sri's social initiatives address an array of issues such as conflict resolution, disaster and trauma relief, prisoner rehabilitation, youth leadership, women's empowerment, female foeticide, child labor, and access to education. In Kashmir and Sri Lanka, Sri Sri is working to further dialogue between opposing parties to resolve the conflicts peacefully.

Sri Sri travels to more than 40 countries a year to share his message of social responsibility, and that all great spiritual traditions share common goals and values. His teachings of love, practical wisdom, and service promote harmony among people, and encourage individuals to follow their chosen spiritual path, while honoring other paths.


JAY GURUDEV ,
HAPPY DASHERA.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

NEW YEAR !!


जानेवारीत तिला पाहिलं आणि प्रेम करावसं वाटलं
फेब्रुवारीततीदिसल्यावर मित्रांनी तिच्याजवळ लोटलं
मार्च मध्येतीमाझ्याकडे पाहुन गोड हसली
एप्रिल मध्य म्हटलं पोरगी हसली, म्हणजे फसली …!





मे मध्ये मी तिच्याकडे ओढले गेलो
जुनमध्ये फक्त तिच्याच विचारांनी वेढलो गेलो
जुलै मध्ये आम्ही पावसांत भिजायच ठरवलं
ऑगस्ट मध्ये तिला बिनधास्त भिरवलं

सप्टेंबर मध्ये मी तिच्या घरी गेलो
ऑक्टोंबर मध्ये दोघे माथेरानला जाऊन आलो
नोव्हेंबरला मला एकदम स्ट्राईक झालं
एवढ्या ह्या प्रवासात तिला विचारायचच राहुन गेलं
म्हणुन ३१ डिसेंबरला तिला पार्टीला नेलं
धाडस करुन मी तिला प्रपोज केलं

त्यावर ती म्हणते कशी,
बारा महिने एकत्र भिरलो
हे काय कमी झालं
अरे वेड्या, आता नविन ब्वायफ्रेंड,
नविन वर्ष नाही का आलं?”

मन हे नेहमी
फुलपाखरासारखं असावं
एकिने नाही म्हटलं तर काय झालं
लगेच दुसरीवर बसायला हवं!!


Wold's best national anthem...


UNESCO(United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization)

Announces INDIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM as the BEST National Anthem in the World.

Announces INDIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM as the BEST National Anthem in the World.


Thursday, October 2, 2008

just laugh...


Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come..
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women
and then he turns them into Wives.
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If u r married please ignore this msg,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you
say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking.
It's called marriage.
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Girlfriends r like chocolates,
taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like leftovers, eaten when there's no choice.
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he
would
go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other
ensures you
continue to do so for the rest of your life!
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
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Here comes the Ultimate One :)
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

the five simple rules to be happy




Tuesday, September 16, 2008

'Never Ever Lie to a woman'

A damn funny and very good story i got in my mail and i am publishing it on my blog shamelessly ,but plz ppl enjoy it



Howdy,folks...lovely story I just had to share.
'
Never Ever Lie to a woman'
www.FunAndFunOnly.net

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Darling , I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up'
'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. '
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, 'Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?'

You'll love the answer,folks......

The wife replied, 'I did, dear. They're in your fishing box! ...'
www.FunAndFunOnly.net

Never Ever Lie To A Woman...!!!



jai gurudev,
avinash

Monday, September 15, 2008

one/two/three liners.......

1. 3 Easy Ways to Die:


Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.


Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.


Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.




2. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells


her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.




3. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :


Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD


After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.

Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.


Moral : BE SPECIFIC




6
. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.




7. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.


Answer : On their MARRIAGE

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Apple I-Phone


www.FunAndFunOnly.net

Everyone may be knowing that the Apple's iPhone 3G has been launched in India . But many of us are not aware what is 3G. so let's have a brief look into it.

What is 3G?

3G is the next generation of wireless network technology that provides high speed bandwidth (high data transfer rates) to handheld devices. The high data transfer rates will allow 3G networks to offer multimedia services combining voice and data.

Additional features also include HSPA(High-Speed packet Access) data transmission capabilities able to deliver speeds up to 14.4Mbit/s on the downlink and 5.8Mbit/s on the uplink.

3G wireless networks have the bandwidth to provide converged voice and data services. 3G services will seamlessly combine superior voice quality telephony, high-speed mobile IP services, information technology, rich media, and offer diverse content.

What are the Advantages of 3G?

3G networks offer users advantages such as:

· New radio spectrum to relieve overcrowding in existing systems.

· More bandwidth, security, and reliability.

· Interoperability between service providers.

· Fixed and variable data rates.

· Always-online devices. 3G will use IP connectivity, IP is packet based (not circuit based).

· Rich multimedia services.

Apple's iPhone 3G

What are Some Disadvantages of 3G?

There are some issues in deploying 3G:

· The cost of upgrading base stations and cellular infrastructure to 3G is very high.

· Requires different handsets and there is the issue of handset availability.

· Base stations need to be closer to each other (more cost).

· Tremendous spectrum-license costs, network deployment costs, handset subsidies to subscribers, etc.

· High power requirements.





"BAWA AND DINESHS" NEW BLOG

BAU has published his BLOG with new look. this look of blog is completely fresh ,new,cool , damn sexy , ull of pics (pisc of bawa and dinesh ,in blog my pic is also there and the most imp happening album of GURUJI which is simply unbeatable ) .

desinger of this blog is "RUPAL" and programmer is "PRASHANTH".. both of them are real gem yaar.



Here it is for you to see...


take look at this site by clicking here ....

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Transparent Butterfly !

This is first post of this month and i would like to start it with something so much amassing ,beautiful,unbelievable.
this is actually miracle of nature .that is
Transparent Butterfly

It comes from Central America and is found from Mexico to Panama. It is quite common in its zone, but it not easy to find because of its transparent wings, which is a natural camouflage mechanism.
A butterfly with transparent wings is rare and beautiful.
As delicate as finely blown glass, the presence of this rare tropical gem is used by rain forest ecologists as an indication of high habitat quality and its demise alerts them of ecological change. Rivaling the refined beauty of a stained glass window, the translucent wings of the Glasswing butterfly shimmer in the sunlight like polished panes of turquoise, orange, green, and red.

All things beautiful do not have to be full of color to be noticed: in life that which is unnoticed has the most power.


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and one more






Sunday, August 31, 2008

Killing English...


^♥^Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"



^♥^once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."





^♥^"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."




^♥^dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....




^♥^it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)


^♥^write down ur name and father of ur name!!



^♥^"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"




^♥^My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"




^♥^"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board




^♥^"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"




^♥^LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"




^♥^Chemistry HOD comes and tells us......

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"




^♥^Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father



^♥^"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"




^♥^Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??





^♥^Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

**


^♥^Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "


Monday, August 25, 2008

Happy Janamashtami!


today i am not going to write any thing about "krishna"..,if you want real ,hardcore stuff about "krishna " plz GO TO THESE LINKS GIVEN BELLOW
THIS IS LINK TO THE MOST HAPPENING BLOG ON NET AND THIS IS CREATED BY "BAU" WHO IS MY "ART OF LIVING" TEACHER ,BAU IS MOST DYNAMIC PERSON , TEACHER SO PLZ DO VISIT HIS BLOG .


click here to read "krisnha!"

and click here to see whole blog by bau



Happy Janamashtami!



love

avinash

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