Killing English...

^♥^Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

^♥^once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."

^♥^"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."




^♥^dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....




^♥^it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

^♥^write down ur name and father of ur name!!

^♥^"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"




^♥^My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"




^♥^"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board




^♥^"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"




^♥^LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"




^♥^Chemistry HOD comes and tells us......

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"




^♥^Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father



^♥^"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"




^♥^Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??




^♥^Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

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^♥^Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "