Tuesday, September 16, 2008

'Never Ever Lie to a woman'

A damn funny and very good story i got in my mail and i am publishing it on my blog shamelessly ,but plz ppl enjoy it



Howdy,folks...lovely story I just had to share.
'
Never Ever Lie to a woman'
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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Darling , I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up'
'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. '
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, 'Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?'

You'll love the answer,folks......

The wife replied, 'I did, dear. They're in your fishing box! ...'
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Never Ever Lie To A Woman...!!!



jai gurudev,
avinash

Monday, September 15, 2008

one/two/three liners.......

1. 3 Easy Ways to Die:


Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.


Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.


Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.




2. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells


her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.




3. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :


Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD


After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.

Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.


Moral : BE SPECIFIC




6
. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.




7. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.


Answer : On their MARRIAGE

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Apple I-Phone


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Everyone may be knowing that the Apple's iPhone 3G has been launched in India . But many of us are not aware what is 3G. so let's have a brief look into it.

What is 3G?

3G is the next generation of wireless network technology that provides high speed bandwidth (high data transfer rates) to handheld devices. The high data transfer rates will allow 3G networks to offer multimedia services combining voice and data.

Additional features also include HSPA(High-Speed packet Access) data transmission capabilities able to deliver speeds up to 14.4Mbit/s on the downlink and 5.8Mbit/s on the uplink.

3G wireless networks have the bandwidth to provide converged voice and data services. 3G services will seamlessly combine superior voice quality telephony, high-speed mobile IP services, information technology, rich media, and offer diverse content.

What are the Advantages of 3G?

3G networks offer users advantages such as:

· New radio spectrum to relieve overcrowding in existing systems.

· More bandwidth, security, and reliability.

· Interoperability between service providers.

· Fixed and variable data rates.

· Always-online devices. 3G will use IP connectivity, IP is packet based (not circuit based).

· Rich multimedia services.

Apple's iPhone 3G

What are Some Disadvantages of 3G?

There are some issues in deploying 3G:

· The cost of upgrading base stations and cellular infrastructure to 3G is very high.

· Requires different handsets and there is the issue of handset availability.

· Base stations need to be closer to each other (more cost).

· Tremendous spectrum-license costs, network deployment costs, handset subsidies to subscribers, etc.

· High power requirements.





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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Transparent Butterfly !

This is first post of this month and i would like to start it with something so much amassing ,beautiful,unbelievable.
this is actually miracle of nature .that is
Transparent Butterfly

It comes from Central America and is found from Mexico to Panama. It is quite common in its zone, but it not easy to find because of its transparent wings, which is a natural camouflage mechanism.
A butterfly with transparent wings is rare and beautiful.
As delicate as finely blown glass, the presence of this rare tropical gem is used by rain forest ecologists as an indication of high habitat quality and its demise alerts them of ecological change. Rivaling the refined beauty of a stained glass window, the translucent wings of the Glasswing butterfly shimmer in the sunlight like polished panes of turquoise, orange, green, and red.

All things beautiful do not have to be full of color to be noticed: in life that which is unnoticed has the most power.


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