आहे एक वेडी मुलगी....!

आहे एक वेडी मुलगी ,कस सांगू तिला
सारखी विचारत असते ,GIRLFRIEND आहे का तुला ?

आहे ती सुंदर, दिसते ती मस्त,
माहित नाही ''फक्त मित्र '' समजते मला,की त्यापेक्षा जास्त?

तिला सांगण्याचा करतो मी नेहमी विचार,
पण जमत नाही आपल्याला मात्र,''तसले'' व्यवहार!

माहित आहे तिला, आहे मी खुप shy,
एवढे समजून ही ती स्वतच का नाही करत TRY?

''नाही'' म्हणाली तरी चालेल,समजू शकतो मी तेवढ,
आयुष्भर ''फक्त मैत्रिण'' रहा सांगायचा आहे तुला एवढ!

MY 'GURUBHAI'

on precious day of DASHERA ,i m writing about my GURU HIS HOLLINES SRI SRI RAVI SHANKER .
what i m writing in this article is just 0.001% about him ,means you can think how special he is for me aand how big he is.
so here is thodasa about him.

His Holiness Sri Sri Ravi Shankar is a renowned spiritual leader and multi-faceted humanitarian whose mission of uniting the world into a violence-free family has inspired millions of people worldwide. The icon of non-violence and universal human values, Sri Sri seeks global peace through service and dialogue.

Born in 1956 in southern India, Sri Sri's appeal transcends class, race, religion and nationality. Millions of people revere him as their spiritual leader, and look up to him for inner peace and promoting ecumenical values.

In 1981, Sri Sri started the Art of Living Foundation, an international nonprofit educational and humanitarian organization. The Foundation, now active in more than 140 countries, offers educational and self-development programs designed to eliminate stress and foster a sense of well-being. In Europe and the United States, the Foundation's programs are helping inner city youth turn away from gang violence, drugs and alcohol. Sri Sri's Prison Programs have helped transform the lives of an estimated 150,000 inmates around the world.

In 1997, Sri Sri founded the International Association for Human Values, a humanitarian nonprofit organization that advances human values in political, economic, industrial, and social spheres. In South Asia, South Africa, and Latin America, the Association's sustainable development programs have reached more than 30,000 rural communities.

While his self development programs have popularized traditionally exclusive ancient techniques, Sri Sri's social initiatives address an array of issues such as conflict resolution, disaster and trauma relief, prisoner rehabilitation, youth leadership, women's empowerment, female foeticide, child labor, and access to education. In Kashmir and Sri Lanka, Sri Sri is working to further dialogue between opposing parties to resolve the conflicts peacefully.

Sri Sri travels to more than 40 countries a year to share his message of social responsibility, and that all great spiritual traditions share common goals and values. His teachings of love, practical wisdom, and service promote harmony among people, and encourage individuals to follow their chosen spiritual path, while honoring other paths.


JAY GURUDEV ,
HAPPY DASHERA.

NEW YEAR !!

जानेवारीत तिला पाहिलं आणि प्रेम करावसं वाटलं
फेब्रुवारीत “ती” दिसल्यावर मित्रांनी तिच्याजवळ लोटलं
मार्च मध्ये “ती” माझ्याकडे पाहुन गोड हसली
एप्रिल मध्य म्हटलं पोरगी हसली, म्हणजे फसली …!





मे मध्ये मी तिच्याकडे ओढले गेलो
जुनमध्ये फक्त तिच्याच विचारांनी वेढलो गेलो
जुलै मध्ये आम्ही पावसांत भिजायच ठरवलं
ऑगस्ट मध्ये तिला बिनधास्त भिरवलं

सप्टेंबर मध्ये मी तिच्या घरी गेलो
ऑक्टोंबर मध्ये दोघे माथेरानला जाऊन आलो
नोव्हेंबरला मला एकदम स्ट्राईक झालं
एवढ्या ह्या प्रवासात तिला विचारायचच राहुन गेलं
म्हणुन ३१ डिसेंबरला तिला पार्टीला नेलं
धाडस करुन मी तिला प्रपोज केलं

त्यावर ती म्हणते कशी,
“बारा महिने एकत्र भिरलो
हे काय कमी झालं
अरे वेड्या, आता नविन ब्वायफ्रेंड,
नविन वर्ष नाही का आलं?”

मन हे नेहमी
फुलपाखरासारखं असावं
एकिने नाही म्हटलं तर काय झालं
लगेच दुसरीवर बसायला हवं!!

Wold's best national anthem...

UNESCO(United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization)

Announces INDIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM as the BEST National Anthem in the World.

Announces INDIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM as the BEST National Anthem in the World.

just laugh...

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come..
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women
and then he turns them into Wives.
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If u r married please ignore this msg,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you
say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking.
It's called marriage.
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Girlfriends r like chocolates,
taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like leftovers, eaten when there's no choice.
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he
would
go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other
ensures you
continue to do so for the rest of your life!
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
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Here comes the Ultimate One :)
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

the five simple rules to be happy

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.



3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.



4. Give more.

5. Expect less from people but more from God.